Filed under: uncategorized — sam @ 6:54 pm January 30, 2008

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Although short, this recent Big Brother has been fantastic and certainly one of the most entertaining of recent years. I will be brave and say that it comes close to season five as being my favorite. It is hard to judge as it was a third of the usual length, and perhaps more time would have meant more bores.

I am very pleased John won, I like supporting the underdogs, and he was a genuine guy. He was given a pass to the final from the first night when he had to undertake Matt Lucas’s earpiece task.

An article on bbc talks about how the show felt like the first BB, and I agree. There were only two major arguments, and one of those was the result of a couple of housemates having a pretend argument. No truth or dare, no insane screaming and no extreme characters. When the 12 went into the house, the narration suggested that they were all very competitive, and I guess they are to have had such successes at a young age. Though they were competitive, this wasn’t a source of conflict, perhaps initially to the producers disappointment. The days were always filled with a task, and having a new hijacker each day made the show more watch-able.

There were some dire celebs hijackings though, Peaches and Fifi were ultimately the worst, but Leigh Francis (BoSelecta guy) was really shit. Russell Brand’s hijacking was the funniest, his chit chat with the house was very good. The art critic…. Brian Sewell was also surprisingly good, and was having nice chats with the house. It certainly helps if the celebs watch the show and you could certainly tell who did and who didn’t.

Whilst it was not a ratings hit, the fan boards were loving this series, and even they changed tone. During the summer show there is whole load of flaming of various people and lots of “get blah blah out” topics. This year they were having conversations about the housemates based on their characters and reactions with each other.

This summer BB will have to do something special. The key is the housemates, they turned BB around from BB4 (aka BB Bore) with a bunch of extreme people, and it has become the trend to find the weirdest people to go on display and who are there for you to hate. It was hard at the final to pick a definite winner, they were all likable. Perhaps that is a problem, they needed more people to hate.

Ho hum, not sure what else to say. It was very good and a pleasure to follow. Will see what they have in for us this summer.

Four months to go (and counting)

Filed under: links — sam @ 6:36 pm

Made me snigger

Filed under: techy — sam @ 7:01 pm January 26, 2008

http://gizmodo.com/photogallery/crazyiphone/1000563406

Filed under: techy,videos — sam @ 3:42 pm January 20, 2008

Filed under: Big Brother — sam @ 6:42 pm January 13, 2008

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Peaches and Fifi, what a couple of nobs.

Worst hijack yet, and I’m not even gonna tell you why, cos it just dredges up the memories that I want to forget.

Filed under: Big Brother — sam @ 7:43 pm January 11, 2008

BBCH eye

Perhaps a bit of an overstatement but Big Brother is back, and there is a welcome change to the format. After the hoo har of last year’s Celebrity Big Brother, Channel4 announced there would be no CBB this year. Instead we were to be treated with a new format show, all we knew was that the housemates would be between 19 and 21, and highly talented in their field. We were also told celebrities would take the role of Big Brother. I was not too hot on the idea and thought it defeated the point. I pictured a team of celebrities working Apprentice style thinking up and sourcing stuff for tasks, arguing about punishments etc.

This was not the case and it was revealed that only one celeb would take the hijack role per day.

“Oh dear, this is not going to be good” I thought. How wrong I was.

Firstly we have a great set of housemates, BB picked and sourced the housemates rather than open auditions, this got prevented all the wannabes who blag their way on, but in reality become boring and reveal that they said whatever they thought the producers wanted to hear to get them in the house. This 12 are already confident successful people, including a successful dancer, a young entrepreneur, a fashion designer, a youth politician, a racing driver, a beauty queen (who happens to be a child genius) two circus performers (brother and sister) a R&B singer, a musician, an artist and a boxer. All have achieved plenty, won numerous award in their field, and generally have good careers. It does make a nice change from the typical selection of housemates, these people have interesting conversations and even though they are young, they do have a mature approach to things. Saying all that, they are not dull, they are creative and amusing people and currently seem to get along quite well.

The first night treated us to Matt Lucas taking the BB chair, he set the first housemate (John the young politician from Edinburgh) a task where he had to wear an earpiece and do and say things as Matt commanded. I won’t go into the whole scene as it was one of those things you had to watch to see how John reacted when told to do such things like massage the boxers shoulders after meeting him for 10 seconds and fall to the floor claiming you had cramp and asking the new guy to rub his legs. (though one of the funniest things was when John had to start randomly Irish dance on the spot in the group, then Matt told him to go to the other side of the room and continue dancing on his own. Poor guy, but very amusing.

Ian (cockhead) Wright was the next guest. A person I really don’t like, he effort was unenthusiastic and dull, he mumbled and was just rubbish. As much of BB fan I am I did have to fast-forward through most of his bits. I simply can’t stand him.

But at least he was one of the first and hopefully he wont back. Alan Cumming was very good and surprising as he is a real celebrity, he also gave the house their first fail. A task to create a play, and they did the usual housemates messing about, which probably would have passed with the real BB but not Alan.

Russell Brand did product the most laughs, his constant mini tasks to the house were funny as well as his task of sending in an actor playing an angry cameraman. What was alo nice was him chatting up Amy in the diary room, asking what her boyfriend does for her. “flowers” was one answer so Russell shouts “can we get some flowers for amy” and soon enough flowers came to the house, as well as coffee etc. Doesn’t read very funny, but was to watch. His teasing of fashion deisgner Jon was very good, who asked how Russell chose his style. Russell answered that it was all through a research group to find an outfit that would make him stand out, and poor Jon was believing it all. Russell then said that it was the same for Winehouse and Stephen Hawkins “he doesn’t need that chair”

Hehe. John Macurick (the nasty ugly Channel3 racing pundit and ex housemate) was last nights hijacker. He wasn’t too bad, but is generally a disgusting man who picks his nose and eats it. He told all the housemates in secret that they were bookies favorites to win. He also played Jade footage of housemate Victor slagging her off, she was quite upset about this, he then play Victor the same footage and his task was to make Jade believe he had changed and just be nice to her.

Phew, I think that has covered it. It is eviction number one tonight and highlights of Janet Street-Porter’s hijacking… oo i forgot Kelly Osbourne. She was good, and was very friendly with the housemates, she took the weeks nominations. Her “moshing” task was a bit crap, but her banter was good (I like Kelly, she’s spunky)

So it is looking good, the forums are actually enjoying the show rather than the usual bitching, they are enjoying the good selection of housemates and the hijacking slant on things. It does make the show more watchable, as you want to see who is hijacking, and they get a task everyday (a big complaint with the summer show is that they do not give the housemates enough tasks)

Not sure how they will get down to a winner from 12 in just four weeks though.

I will keep you posted.

Enjoy

Filed under: links — sam @ 2:36 pm January 6, 2008

What fun, try this at home kids.

Filed under: rants — sam @ 1:13 pm January 5, 2008

Harry Potter. Book seven has come and for many people gone in a very short time. I admit to rushing it, the last book was really spoiled for me and I really didn’t want to the final book to be ruined. I had a cold at the time which helped as I wasn’t up to much else.

SPOILER ALERT – I WILL RANT ABOUT THE WHOLE STORY INCLUDING BOOK SEVEN

(but truly if you ever have any inclination to read the books. do not read. it’s such a great story, the mystery is the strongest strength of the series. In fact as I have a bit of stick up my arse about it, you will have to highlight the text with your mouse to read it…. so there)

To start, I was not dissapointed, not in any way. It was a thrilling finale to a story that has given a decade of suspence and adventure to millions.

I read The Philosiphers Stone seven years ago (I think 2000 or 2001). I mocked Alistiar when he would get out his book at lunch time. It was a children’s book, about witches and wizards. Thoughts of The Worst Witch sprang to mind, a similar tale about a young witch in a witches academy.

Eventually I gave in and borrowed the first book from Alistair, and began. I do remember the first few pages, I was having a ciggarette in the sunshine and struggeling with the early chapters. I scoffed at the magical world of “Muggles, Diagon Alley, Hufflepuff, Dumbledore and owls that delivered your mail.”

But there was a little part of me that was picturing myself as Harry, just as I found the ticket to the chocolate factory, rode in a giant peach pulled by seagulls and as a mouse, faught children hating witches in an enormous hotel. There was something about it that (without sounding too charming) was “twee”. It was an innocent lonley child who is being introduced to a world he had no idea existed yet everyone in that world knew of him. The boy who lived was going to Hogwarts, with the magical school supplies and extrodonary sweets.

Soon he would meet his two buddies Hermoinie and Ron, and his enemys Draco and Snape. And begin to learn why he is so famous, what really happend to his parents, and the discovery of an evil wizard who wants you dead. I always see book one, to be an introduction into the magical world. It is introduces the reader to a rich textured world where anything can happen and plants a few little hooks that tug away till you get your next fix.

Book two gives you some more back story on Voldermort, and another adventure for “the gang”. With some dark moments and moderately gruesome part, this “children’s book” starts to mature. It is with Prisoner of Azkaban, that the story really starts. We go further into Harry’s history, with stories of his parents at school and their friends. Some new characters are introduced and Harry finally has something he can call his family. The is little of Voldermort in this book, but some good turns and against the clock rushes.

From book four it was clear that the wider audience was being written for, it was a big book. Harry was growing up and so were all his peers. His previous heroics were drawing attention and his popularity fading. A door opens on a much larger wizarding world than dear of blighty with the world cup quidditch tournament and Triwizard Cup. Here we see more of the adult world, ministry officials and death eaters. The violence and threat that is present outside the walls of Hogwarts.

A paced out friendly quest between Hogwarts and two other foreign schools form the back drop for Goblet of Fire. JK starts to give the characters teenage angst and worries, and the students start to notice each other. Underage Harry is illegally selected by the cup to, alongside Cedric represent Hogwarts and Gryffindor as the only school to have two students in the contest. We see through the eyes of a snake Voldermort making plans and now he has familiar help to get him what he wants, Harry Potter.

After an exciting end to the quest there is no time to breath before we are faced by the murder of your friend and the resurrection of the deformed dark wizard. There is no happy ending and Voldermort is back, but only Harry has seen him.

(twiddle thumbs….. twiddle twiddle twiddle)

From here we wait three years (though I think it was only a couple for me as I had the first four books on tap from Alistair). Three long years after the frequent annual updates to our story. Eventually Jo gives us the massive Order of the Phoenix. You can tell she has been busy.

As we are up to the most recent film, I will mention a little about the movies. It would be rude not to have tried to make the films, and financially stupid to anyone sitting on the rights. They have done a very good job of creating the world. My beef is they gingerly skate over the thinnest surface of the story giving you what seems like point by point markers. I can also appreciate how it is very hard to get such a complex story and not being able to read the onscreen characters with 3 or so pages describing every minute. But there are key bits of the story they miss, in Azkaban we are not told why Harry’s protrunus is a Stag or that the map belonged to his father. In the recent movie (as it is freshest in my mind) they do not explain what the prophecies are and who made it. They totally skip the amazing battle in the department of mysteries, with all the rooms and each of Dumbledor’s army splitting up and fighting for their lives against adult wizards. A lot of story is missing from the house, with Mrs Black in the painting, Kreecher the evil house elf and the discovery of the locket…. with its reappearance in the final story, how are they gonna backtrack that? Sirius dies and Harry mourns him, but as Sirus only seemed to make cameo appearances in the film there was no major relationship.

Grrrrr.

Anyway. I thought Order of the Pheonix was a little long and showed us more (yawn) of Harry’s emotional side and him growing up. It was a bit of an effort at points but the amazing ending made up for it. Now the stage was set for another year, it was public that Voldermort was back, and the Prophecy revealed that in in order for either Harry or Voldermort to survive the other must die. There was no main story in the book, it was the first part of the final story that takes over the last three books.

On comes book six, we have always known there going to be seven parts to the series, so anticipations were high for the penultimate fix. A little smaller than her previous offering Half Blood Prince gives us lots of history of Voldermort, and what he is ultimately after. Harry also discovered what must be done to finally kill his enemy. The book starts showing us something we don’t understand, Snape is taking orders from Deatheaters and is made to make a binding promise to do something in Hogwarts. But Dumbledore trusted Snape, therefore I trusted Snape. It was quickly forgotten until the end when I couldn’t believe it when he did what he did. Things were pretty shitty now, hope was begining to fade, it had been a long fight. Harry, Ron and Hermionie decided not to return to Hogwarts the following year and do what Dumbledore told them and stop Voldermort.

So onto the final book, and I will note that I started writing this entry just after I finished it in July 2007, so things are a little hazy.

The book starts as it means to go on, with a thrilling chase involving 7 Harrys flying through the sky, we wave goodbye to the Dursleys and loose a couple of characters very early on. The theme of this book is to find the Horcruxs and destroy them, Voldermort placed bits of him in these objects, so that he would never die. Perhaps I was expecting a bit more an adventure around the world, getting each bit piece by piece, alas they were all in the UK, though it would have been nice to see more foreign magical cultures from around the globe, the format would have been a bit stale. JK goes all out and we see a lot of deaths in this book with the various encounters with the Deatheaters and Voldermort. There are lots of throwbacks to the previous books including the little magical light Dumbledore uses to extinguish lights make a reappearance, the locket from book five (that they missed in the film) and lots ore of Kreacher.

I loved the adventure in Gringots bank but the final battle at Hogwarts blew everything away. It was epic, involving the two sides of the magical kingdom, it wasn’t simple task of something with a slight sense of danger against one creature or villain, this was a full on war. Giants and spells destroying Hogwarts, people getting killed all over the place, and Harry who must face Voldermort once more, and it is here the prophecy is realised, for neither can live while the other survives

There is a great battle between Bellatrix and Molly (Ron’s mum) including a great line worthy (and slightly similar) to Sigorney Weavers line when she has donned the mechanical suit in Aliens and faces the queen. Language that you probably wouldn’t associate to a children’s book, it seems silly to flag up a mild swearword (bitch) seeing as there has been so much death and violence but it did raise an eyebrow when it happened. The idea of seeing this battle happen on film is promising, but I fear it will be reduced to something less spectacular and I will be disappointed as I was with the finale of Order of the Phoenix

We are treated with an epilogue to tell us what the remaining characters get up to many years later, which is nice. I had listened to a podcast where hardcore potter fans skipped to the epilogue before reading the actual book, where this answers one of the burning questions, does Harry survive?

After the rush of reading the final book, which I did rush as to not have it spoiled, I totally avoided the internet while I was reading, just in case. The sixth book was spoiled for me with a comment on the radio, and it really pissed me off, so I was taking no chances, and I was really quite ill that weekend, so sitting with a blanket and a book was a perfect way to recover. Anyway, after the rush and when you read that final line, you can finally breath again. It was a strange feeling, after reading the previous books you could not wait till the next installment, that there will always be more, and now you knew you had read the final words. No more speculation, no more reading the many fan sites discussing theories and trying to predict what would happen. It was over.

I have only read the series once (and listened to the first five books in audio format) and I will probably begin reading them again one day, but I am in no rush and would happily let father time fuddle my brain a bit so the story isn’t fresh. Though writing this, it is surprising how much you can remember.

I don’t think I need to praise the series or try to encourage anybody to read it, it became the phenomenon it is for a reason, they are excellent books telling an amazing thrilling story. There may be a need to fill such a hole as Potter leaves behind with other books, but I doubt anything will, it’s unique. I am curious to see what JK writes next, though she has no need to publish a book ever again, it will purely be for the fun of it and as anything she writes will be compared to Potter and expected to be as good as Potter, perhaps she should just leave it. Jo has left her legacy in this world, with books that will stand the test of time and perhaps entertain children and adults forever.

I am really hoping that somebody commissions a television series of each book, long after the final film comes out. A platform to take the time to get into the grittier details of the stories not having to heavily edit something into a hundred minute screenplay. Then I will be happy, and not be in a huff after seeing each film, moaning about how much they change things.

But for now, all is well.

Filed under: news — sam @ 12:01 pm

… a woman found out if she shook it, she could shake up a man.

The original 1988 Hairspray movie kinda creeped me out the first time I saw it, I think it was the beatniks that did it, and that shot of the guy licking his lips whilst spraying his hair in the opening credits. In my youthful innocence I didn’t even question the that Divine wasn’t a woman.

In 2003 I “acquired” a bootleg live recording of the Broadway production of Hairspray and listened to it all the way through. It quickly became one of my top played albums, it made me laugh and the music was excellent. So I then brought the cast recording and would switch between playing the two, the live one for its extra dialogue and atmosphere and the OCR for its clarity. It came on holiday with me and became one of those albums that takes me back to the summer of sailing down through Holland with “you can’t stop the beat” blearing out, whilst desperately trying to learn the words to exhilarating finale.

Four years and one Hollywood movie later the show opens in the Shaftesbury theatre London. The once home to Rent (respect was paid by singing lines from Rent to David as we were waiting for it to start). The theatre was packed, we have very good seats in the stalls, and must of had a press row in front of us as there were two guys with notepads (and tidy hair), but also about four seats vacant which meant we had no heads directly in front of us.

I wanted the see the live show to filling the missing visuals that were in my head from the live show. How would they perform certain songs etc, what visuals the crowd were cheering to etc. However knowing that Michael Ball was playing Edna Turnblad and Mel Smith playing Wilbur I sensed that their role would purely be so a famous face could adorn the advertising. And after my disappointment with the big differences in sound from the US and UK productions of Wicked, I really wasn’t expecting too much. I would fill in the gaps for my knowledge of the show and be done with it. Surely the show couldn’t match the original version I had been spoiled with.

The show opens with “Good morning Baltimore” which really is an amazing song with such lines as “The rats on the street, All dance round my feet, They seem to say Tracy, it’s up to you” and “Good morning Baltimore, There’s the flasher who lives next door” (edit: I know it reads rubbish). The song introduces us to chubby little Tracy played by Leanne Jones for whom this is her first professional performance after graduating last year. It also paints the picture for Baltimore, the shabby small american town, but Tracy doesn’t care all she dreams about is music and dancing.

The song and dancing continued. Michael Ball came on and I was thinking he would try to steal the show being one of the two “stars”. Thankfully not, he was really very good, and certainly one of the better character actors, he still sang like Michael Ball though, but without the 12 second notes of the more traditional shows. Mel Smith was also very good, his role probably had the least singing, and should be sang like little man who runs a joke shop, fun, jolly etc etc, and he did.

The staging of all the songs was amazing, and with the great music and dancing mixed together it was a very energetic show. We were sitting next to an elderly couple who came to see Michael Ball, and as “Welcome to the sixties” was reaching its climax the old guy was whooping and punching the air. It was almost exhausting to watch.

When we reached the finale every one stood up and was clapping along. I love the last song and it is probably one of my most played songs on itunes, it is very fast and just gets bigger and bigger. The was a tremendous feeling of energy in the theatre, I was pretty gobsmacked, I certainly wasn’t expecting to get such a rush from seeing it and would compare it to my first performances of Rent and Hedwig, almost speechless trying to absorb it all in.

I wanted to see the show before I saw the film, and am glad I did, the film didn’t have the same punch as the show, less songs and too many “stars” to make it sell. John Travolta did do well as the character of Edna, but his singing was rubbish, and could barely be heard. It was very much a case of “oh look it’s John Travolta in fat drag” rather than a good performance. But it was ok, even if they did cut the final song somewhat.

Filed under: rants — sam @ 11:47 am

Nearly two months since my last update.

Better get cracking, will start by finally finishing off some articles in my drafts folder that I started some time in 2007.